Complete the Naughty List Intake Questionnaire. Disclose your vices, failures, and the thing you keep promising you'll fix. This takes five minutes. Krampus will use this information for the rest of the year.

The Naughty List assigns you a case number. Your file is cross-referenced, stamped, and added to the active surveillance list. You are now a subject of ongoing investigation.

Every month, an official dispatch arrives. Personalized to your specific failures. Referencing your exact vices. Written in Krampus's signature voice of comprehensive disappointment.

Krampusnacht. Your annual determination arrives. Everything that was observed, noted, filed, and cross-referenced over the preceding twelve months is compiled into a final assessment. The black envelope is not a coincidence.